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Today is a Most Dire Day Indeed + an Unfortunate Giveaway

Today is a most #DireDay thanks to Harper Collins Children’s Books. Yesterday I received three boxes of Lemon Snicket’s THE BAD BEGINNING which was terribly unfortunate for me. But today things are much, much worse.

Because, today, I will be sending this most unpleasant of books out into the world. And I will be spreading my misfortune to YOU.

If Friday the 13th wasn’t enough of a reason to stay indoors and hide yourself away, perhaps knowing that Lemony Snicket and his most wretched book THE BAD BEGINNING will be hitting the streets and taking over a city near you will suffice. And if not? Well, you have been warned. A copy of this most unfortunate book might find its way to you.

But even if you thought you were safe by staying indoors, away from these pitiful books being dropped, you were mistaken. Because there is no escaping this bothersome book.

See? I told you it was a most #DireDay!

While the largest group of these terrible books will be spreading their misery throughout my city, I can’t help but want to share the misery with those across the country and around the world.

And so I will be giving away 30 copies of this most unfortunate book here on the blog – up to 10 of which I will be willing to share internationally. Yes, how unfortunate a day it will be for you!

So if you would like to win a copy of this terrible book, THE BAD BEGINNING, enter for your chance in the form below. And hopefully you, too, will get to experience this #DireDay for yourself.

For Some More Unpleasantness

If you have not yet had the misfortune of meeting Lemony Snicket or learning about this first book in his A SERIES OF MOST UNFORTUNATE EVENTSyou can find more unpleasantness…

On FACEBOOK

On his WEBSITE

On GOODREADS.

And to find other ways to win one of these extremely unpleasant books, be sure to look for the #DireDay tweets on TWITTER. Because as this is such a #DireDay you might just be unlucky enough to win.

A Most Bothersome Book

Dear Reader,

I’m sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.

In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast.

It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

A Most Unfortunate Giveaway

What’s up for grabs:

Thirty pitiful copies of THE BAD BEGINNING by Lemony Snicket

UPDATE: The giveaway should have said THIRTY WINNERS not ONE WINNER! My apologies! 

The deets:

1. One entry per household.

2. There will be ONE winner. THIRTY WINNERS.

3. You must be 13 or older.

4. Giveaway is International up to 10 copies.

5. Contest ends on Friday, July 13th at 9:01 p.m. Pacific.

6. Winner WINNERS will be chosen by Random.org through Rafflecopter and announced on July 14th in this post.

7. Winner WINNERS will have 72 hours after notification to respond with their details.

There is no requirement to like or follow. But to help spread the misery, there is an extra entry opportunity if you tweet!

If you are viewing this post via email you may have to click the link to enter the giveaway on the blog if the Rafflectoper form doesn’t work.

Enter at your own risk below…

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